Snow White and the Six Dwarfs

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Snow White and the Six Dwarfs Dave Wills Friday night was the usual. Boredom. off to the calm shade of the quarry Training for a weekend skiing, Rua- (Cathedral Rocks). Grumpy asserted pehu style. As usual excuses incdominance by choosing the best line reased with proximity. first, while the others gamboled and lost! Reprieved of the fine-weather plan, we exited the goat' and headed After one false start, Grumpy was blindly for the relative comfort of away. The route was steep a newly sited shelter. Sneezey and unforgiving, but the ice was played draught-stop all night with good. Unfortunately the rope ran out wet regret. before the ice and Dopey was called in to make with the Indian Rope With the morning like the night Trick, so that Grumpy could make it before, it was a slow pack-up and a toa safe (?) belay site. But Happy circuitous trudge to Glacier Shelter (silly dwarf), had brought a shovel - "Go left a bit,.. now go right,.. (?) and had to borrow Dopey's pick right again... as well, before he could even get off the ground. Finally, and with "Angel Sneezey was into pit-drying, and Wings" Happy followed the golden rope Dopey was quick to justify his pittrail to a pleasant reunion. bashing award. For the rest of us, it was eat, drink, and.. An hour The stage co-ordinator called for of Dopey's jokes forced us into a exit left, and soon all the dwarfs futile attempt at climbing in condwere together and headed for Tea itions of blind discomfort. We and Cakes at the Cottage. returned to an evening of sick jokes and crude humour (poor Sneezey was Among the cast of thousands were: going silly). Anthony Holland, Paul Greenwood, Dave Wills, Martin Thrupp, Dave Sunday dawned like all good Fairy- Gilroy, Danny Wilson. And they all tales, and after a session of mornlived happily (no relation) everafter. ing rituals, the six dwarfs headed